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Monday’s Morbid Minute - 4th of July Accidents, Mother Accused of Cannibalism, Bryan Johnson Autoimmune Disease, Tattooed Arm Found in Lake, and More!

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Crossing Lines at Two Take Out Restaurants

Skeery prank calls two take out restaurants at the same time and connects their phone lines to try and confuse them.

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Crossing Lines at Two Take Out Restaurants

Skeery prank calls two take out restaurants at the same time and connects their phone lines to try and confuse them.

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Wondered What Feels Illegal (But Isn't)

We debated the everyday things that feel illegal but totally aren't, shared the wildest things that happened at summer camp, and asked why jerks always say the same things. Plus, a caller stepped in cat vomit, the return of the Zerbert Contest, life skills everyone should know, and plenty of Fourth of July weekend laughs.

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Around the Room: Froggy’s Bathroom Rule Has the Show Divided

Froggy sparks a debate over whether it's ever okay to talk at a urinal, Gandhi introduces the internet’s “Squatter Hunter,” Danielle warns against knockoff dumplings, Skeery discovers the secret to restaurant-quality scallops, and Nate proudly cashes in on his dad’s veteran discount.

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Your Catering Delivery Sucked!

A woman who had a bad experience with the food she had catered for her party, left numerous messages for the caterer to call her back- and Skeery pretends he’s the one responsible and calls her back to field her complaint.

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Your Catering Delivery Sucked!

A woman who had a bad experience with the food she had catered for her party, left numerous messages for the caterer to call her back- and Skeery pretends he’s the one responsible and calls her back to field her complaint.

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Tommy Talk: I FINALLY WATCHED OFF CAMPUS

On this episode of “Tommy Talk,” I'm discussing how I finally binged the entire Off Campus series. I know, I know. I am WAY LATE to the party. But to be fair, I have to watch so many things for work to prepare for multiple interviews every week that sometimes I get delayed in watching the things I’m most excited about. But I finally did it, and you guys, I couldn’t love the series more! So today I'm celebrating everything I love about Off Campus: the moments that have stayed with me after watching, why the phenomenal cast (Ella Bright, Belmont Cameli, Mika Abdalla, Stephen Kalyn, and more) delivered such incredible performances, and so much more. For anyone looking to celebrate the Off Campus series and keep the good vibes going, this episode is for you.

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Daily Horoscopes: July 3rd, 2026

Here are your daily horoscopes for July 3rd, 2026.

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