Maybe one of the BEST reads I've found this week while trolling around the interweb...
Here's one for example: (Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears)
“If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM.”